Analgesic Numina

The last time Europe tried this, it didn't end up too well. Just saying.

So the government is going to "really" regulate cigarettes now. Man, I just love it when the government keeps telling me what I can and cannot do to my own body! That's the funny thing about the pro-choice crowd: I'm totally willing to listen to someone when they say they are pro-choice if their reasoning is that the government shouldn't be allowed to tell the people what they can and cannot do to or with their own body. Hey SOCIALISTS: don't come crying to me when over half the population is on xanax because nicotine is no longer available at the click of a lighter. Or when DUI fatalities sky-rocket because there is no reason to stick around at the bar after someone is done drinking. Or people are just all-around bitchy for seemingly no reason.

I will SHOUT IT UNTIL MY THROAT IS HOARSE (or is it the cigarettes?!): you people are freaking racist, brainwashed, or just don't understand what the hell is going on to your country! But who cares if you've got "free" health care and the government will "help" you pay your bills?

God. I'm called an extremist because I'm against the government telling me what I can and cannot do... since when is that an extremist viewpoint?!

And this shit about Palin's daughter... THIS IS SO DISGUSTING! You sheep are really getting on my last fucking nerve.

"The danger, I think, is when the United States, or any country, thinks that we can simply impose these values on another country with a different history and a different culture," the President said.

So let me get this straight: we, the nation with the most fair judicial system in the solar system, are not allowed to impose such values on countries that violate human rights because their winter solstice celebration has a different theme than ours?

Like the American value of not stoning women to death who were raped? Or allowing women to prosecute their husbands who beat them daily? Or my all time favorite: allowing women to go to school and learn the same thing as men? You see a theme here?

I think its America's duty to impose our value system on the world: because it doesn't matter what your culture or heritage is, our justice system works with it. It is not alright for the most powerful nation in the world to allow a country to stone women to death who were forced to do something against their will or let them get beat every day by a man who they would rather never see or speak to for the rest of their life. You can be islamic or hindu or christian or jewish without suppressing women!

Some people would call me a feminist. I'm not a feminist. I am much too pretty. I am, however, an American. I believe in life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness FOR ALL. You can't do that if you are being denied that by a government, which is what is happening to these women.

Oh, and hey, Mr. President. This has been tried again and again and again. What are you going to do when Iran says, "Fuck off." Hm? What are you going to do when Iran says they are pursuing peaceful nuclear power and then turn around and nuke Israel? Hm? What are you going to do when the middle east systematically stops all production of light sweet crude and declares war on Zionists? Hm? The only way to make these people happy is for America to stop supporting the state of Israel. So what's another 6 million Jews for world peace? They killed close to that during the holocaust but they are still around! Their culture can recover again. We will just give them a new state in like... Montana or something.

Italics is pure sarcasm.

So today I was chatting with Justin on aim while it was raining outside and I had the radio tuned into Rush. All of a sudden it got pitch black and the rain suddenly stopped. I mean, no trickle to a sprinkle, just full heavy rain and then nothing. I messaged Justin with a simple "Oh shit..." and then the emergency broadcast system came out over the radio! The guy said "This is the National Weather Service in Ruskin. A tornado has been sighted on radar in Largo heading northwest." And I screamed back at the radio, "I'M IN NORTHWEST LARGO!" So I grabbed Emmie and tried to get Kara but she wasn't coming. Then I got my brother and the house started to shake and then we heard this loud howl. We sat down in the hallway and then it started to rain, so we knew it was over.

No damage. The neighbors a few houses down lost some shingles but that was pretty much it. Thank God for Rush Limbaugh!!!

bigd (7:47:40 PM): how did cavemen figure out sex?
kAY8592 (7:47:52 PM): Umm... trial and error.
kAY8592 (7:48:03 PM): They just started sticking it in holes until one felt good.
kAY8592 (7:48:08 PM): "Too many teeth!"
kAY8592 (7:48:18 PM): "WAY too tight!"
kAY8592 (7:48:28 PM): "Ahh... this hole is just right."
kAY8592 (7:50:00 PM): Its like the story of the three bears. Only goldilocks is a nympho and the three bears are a bunch of horny black guys.

I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

My vote is for Ms. Arizona.

Love at first site.

An extremely fantastic debate.

Within that realm we are not too far away from sawing off heads and making videos ourselves.

Well, here in America, we would call that first degree murder. The tape would be analyzed. The source to which it came from would be discovered, and the people who perpetrated the crime would be brought to justice. That's what we do here.

In the mountain of rural Pakistan, there is a much different way of life. One that if you were dropped in, you wouldn't survive one hour. All you'd have to do is open your mouth (especially if you are female).

How about someone ask BTK what he did to his victims? Oh wait...

It wasn't torture. It was an interrogation to extract vital information in which mass human life was at stake. Pushing blind-folded men off a roof because they are prisoners and that's what you do with prisoners... that's torture.

And yes, I'd waterboard my own mother if it meant saving the life of another human being.

Somebody keep my balance
I think I'm falling off
Into a state of regression
The expiration date
Rapidly coming up
It's leaving me behind to rank

Always move forward
Going "straight" will get you nowhere
There is no progress
Evolution killed it all
I found my place in nowhere

I'm taking one step sideways
Leading with my crutch
Got a fucked up equilibrium
Count down from 9 to 5
Hooray! We're gonna die!
Blessed into our extinction

Always move forward
Going "straight" will get you nowhere
There is no progress
Evolution killed it all
I found my place in nowhere

Always move forward
Going "straight" will get you nowhere
There is no progress
Evolution killed it all
I found my place in nowhere

If you think about, teabagging is quite stimulating.

This is a blog post that seems to be a plot by ACORN members to slander Tea Party activists by infiltrating the demonstrations. Check it out...

"As you may know a bunch of redneck traitors are planning a protest on April 15th involving waving around a few tea bags and demonstrating mild irritation at Prez. Obama for making them pay taxes. Here is your chance to do your duty for your president and country and send these fools an unmistakable message.

First of all you can sign up at Huffington Post to become a tea party reporter. It would be a good idea to meet some people to take names and also pictures if possible which should also be forwarded to Janet Napolitano at the DHS.

Next you can join with our comrades at ACORN who have plans afoot to disperse these traitors.

Basically the plan works like this - ACORN has infiltrated the redneck groups that are planning all this. On the 15th at the proper moment a van pulls up with 5 young black women with pro Obama signs. They will be peaceful and respectful. Our infiltrators will verbally attack them with profanity and racial slurs and physically push them around while our camera crew films. In a minute they take off and it is all over.

Doesn't seem like much till that night when the video gets put on the news and all you see are crazy hillbilly conservatives attacking innocent black counter protesters, shouting racial slurs and pushing them around.

You too can be a part of the glorious moment in history and help keep these traitors in check."

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This is why I am dropping my liberal friends one by one. Absolutely disgusting.

Well it rains and it pours
When you're out on your own
If I crash on the couch
Can I sleep in my clothes?
'Cause I've spent the night dancing
I'm drunk, I suppose
If it looks like I'm laughing
I'm really just asking to leave

This alone, you're in time for the show
You're the one that I need
I'm the one that you loathe
You can watch me corrode like a beast in repose
'Cause I love all the poison
Away with the boys in the band

I've really been on a bender and it shows
So why don't you blow me a kiss before she goes?

Give me a shot to remember
And you can take all the pain away from me
A kiss and I will surrender
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead
A light to burn all the empires
So bright the sun is ashamed to rise and be
In love with all of these vampires
So you can leave like the sane abandoned me

There's a place in the dark where the animals go
You can take off your skin in the cannibal glow
Juliet loves the beat and the lust it commands
Drop the dagger and lather the blood on your hands, Romeo

I've really been on a bender and it shows
So why don't you blow me a kiss before she goes?

Give me a shot to remember
And you can take all the pain away from me
A kiss and I will surrender
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead
A light to burn all the empires
So bright the sun is ashamed to rise and be
In love with all of these vampires
So you can leave like the sane abandoned me

My favorite stupid quote from the bible is the one about it being a sin to wear clothes with different types of threading. Its the same dude that said being gay is a sin.

But I can find stupid quotes in all kinds of books, including the Qur'an and Obama's "Dreams of my Father". I guess you just gotta look at the overall message and ignore the stupid stuff. Humans are, after all, fallible.

God = creator of all things and is the one that loans us our three inalienable rights, which is the basis of our government, meaning that our rights come from something way more freaking powerful than any government and even under tyranny or servitude we are still able to breathe in air, think whatever we want, and make the most out of our situation. Why the term "Christian" and "Jewish" and "Muslim" and "Buddhist" and "Shinto" and "Hindu" and "agnostic" has to come into play is beyond me. I think we can all agree that our human rights are not given to us by our religion (or lack thereof).

I for one am sick and tired of being talked down to by my so-called friends because I am a Christian. There is nothing worse on this planet than standing in a group while everyone bashes those "backward redneck bible-thumpers that care more about unwed teenage mothers and not letting homosexuals tell the government they love each other, than they do about economic justice and making sure Sally gets a piece of John's pie because there is no way he will eat all of it himself." Never mind that its up to John if he wants to give up some of his hard-earned pie! Sally's poor! Do me a favor, go work your fucking ass off in (what's left of) the private sector of wall street or better yet, start your own business and after 5+ years of working 80+ hour work weeks and you finally start making more than $250k, then come tell me that it's alright that Sally gets some of your damn pie.

You know, I say "no, you can't kill a fetus because its a human being and has certain rights". I get in response "there you go with your backward Christians ways..." Never mind the fucking science behind my decision to be a starch advocate against the Roe v Wade decision... no, I'm just some unsophisticated cross-wearing moron that does whatever the pages of the bible tells me.

But if I say "You know, it doesn't matter to me in the slightest if gay people get married or united," my friends clap enthusiastically, as if I just shot President Bush in the face. So its ok to support my views when it falls into some liberal-based bias that Letterman and Stewart and Colbert tell you its cool to have. Never mind the fact that God loves all human beings and told us in a commandment to be fruitful and multiply: a man and another man can't have a fucking baby. And that's the only reason two people should ever get married: to have children. Otherwise, shack up with each other and kill all your unborn children. I'll see you fuckers in hell. I'm all for making every single person who gets married sign a contract stating that within 5 years they will have a baby and if in 5 years there is no child, then the marriage is void. If you are barren or homosexual, then you have to start the adoption process. If you are deemed unfit to adopt, well it looks like you aren't getting married.

So go ahead and bash Christianity around me again. It'll be a real treat because you'll get to see me go off like a Roman Candle.

I turned on my laptop to find a notepad on the middle of my desktop with the contents:

Just because you didn't think Metallica could, Metallica did.

Metallica makes no distinctions.

Metallica sees no difference between computer, or brain.

Metallica has no boundaries.

Metallica will never stop.

Metallica will never give in.

Metallica will prevail.

God bless Metallica.

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life. Now...



A comment: Yea conservatives have really contributed to this country because they are dumb-ass brainwashed fags who eat up anything that Fox News feeds them. Bush has really made this country great. Palin is a super smart candidate with loads of experience because she can see russia from her house!!! HAHA go kill urself u redneck idiot!

I am so fucking sick and tired of ignorance. US Weekly said it, so its got to be true. *hangs self* Sarah Palin never, and do I mean never, said "I can see Russia from my house!" That was Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live. What did Sarah Palin really say? Now listen to the question and then listen to the answer:



How is it that a woman democratically elected as governor while running against the incumbent in HER OWN PARTY with over a 70% approval rating is unqualified to be vice president? What? Her state isn't one of the mainland states so therefor she doesn't know what "real" Americans are like? Is it because she didn't get her degree from an Ivy League school so she's just not smart enough? What is it that is so stupid about her? The way she speaks? The way she dresses? Her inability to give a short list of periodicals she reads to Katie Couric because she reads from so many different sources that its hard to narrow it down? May I be the first to say that it wasn't a live interview and was edited by a far-left Obama supporter, but god forbid I mention that. If someone asked me "What kind of magazines and papers do you read?" I'd have to think about it. I would say "Do you mean for entertainment or for information purposes?" which is what I believe she said in response (I donno. Its been about a year since I saw the interview). Letterman, Olberman, Stewart, and other left-leaning entertainers who are completely bias in assessing the political situation of our country immediately jumped on the bandwagon and LIED THROUGH THEIR TEETH about Sarah Palin.

Sarah Palin is brilliant. She had a horrible time choose a major in college because absolutely everything interested her. She joined her son's PTA because she didn't like the way his school was heading and ended up seeing how corrupt the government was and set out to change it. Which she did. I dare you to find an Alaskan that doesn't think she's just awesome. If the people of her state thought she was a moron, John McCain wouldn't have won the state.

Now go ahead and insult the intelligence of Alaskans. I dare you. They live under her governance. So they are the source to which I go to see if they are the real deal. As soon as Sarah Palin was nominated, I immediately looked up information on her before the left-leaning media got to her. Do you know what I saw when I first put her name in google? A link about "Troopergate". Swear to god, the first thing I ever read about her was an article about her abusing her powers. I thought "Fuck. Here we go again. John McCain is completely incompetenet at being a presidential candidate. Who the hell would choose someone who has this huge investigation going on in her own state about abuse of power?" I stormed around the house for a good few hours, bitching non-stop about how there is another stupid female being chosen and that women were never going to be nominated to the presidency.

Then I read the article. Her state trooper brother-in-law tasered her nephew with his department issued taser gun and there were several other things that this man was doing in his officer uniform that is cause for dismissal. She said to the head of the trooper department (who serves at her discretion) "fire him immediately" and the guy said no, so she fired him and appointed someone else. I would have done the same thing in her position.

In conclusion: I know everything about this woman. I know about her family, I know about what she's done for the state of Alaska, and I would absolutely love to work on her presidential campaign in 2012. This woman is a true woman. She's smart, she's direct, she takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' like a real woman should. She believes that the miracle of life is a sacred event. SHE IS SMART, CLASSY, AND UNAPOLOGETIC ABOUT HER FAITH! 

But what does it matter what I think? I'm just one of them ill-educated religious-zealot southern rednecks that cares more unwed teenage mothers and owning a gun then I do about the economy.

I wanted to show you want real courage is instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. Its when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what. You rarely win, but sometimes you do.

My... favorite... character...

( Major fraking House spoiler )

Due to popular demand, I am creating a forth bullet for the entry titled: Morons, the lot of you...

4. Agreement. You are totally for the fact that this guy is a socialist. You want the government to fix all your problems and bring about health care reform and take money from the super wealthy and give it to the super poor. You think this country sucks, you think the republicans suck even more, and you hate the idea of fending for yourself without being able to lean on the government.

I stand by my previous statements though. The lot of my so-called friends who voted for Obama have no idea about the socialist agenda he is ramming through congress with his little socialist buddies, all because of the media they pay attention to (late night TV, Comedy central, 30 Rock, and tons of other shows and news programs that are so much "cooler" than balanced programs like the O'Reilly Factor and the CBS evening news). Get a god damn clue.

And about the "mocking my faith" part in my previous entry... I don't appreciate any one at all claiming that republicans (and democrats for that matter although it rarely ever happens) are a bunch of religious zealots pent on conforming everyone to a Christianity standard. I'm a christian and I don't fucking appreciate the stereotyping. My religious views mold who I am and religion does effect a lot of Obama's decision making, as it should with any president because if you have a president that doesn't fear god, then you have a president that fears nothing and that's more dangerous than any bible-wielding, preaching christian protesting an abortion clinic. Aww, you don't feel accepted by Christians for having a rough past? GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE SAND! We are all sinners!

I was wearing my cross once. I was in the grocery store at FSU. I didn't know anyone. I was scared and alone in a brand new city. I had my basket of food and I was standing in line to check out and these tattooed girls came up behind me. I was admiring their ink and when I went to say, "Wow. How long did that take?" one of the girls said "Ooo! I'm a demon, girly. The tattoos formed during my exorcism?" My reply? "Thanks for the stereotype. I'm sure you own a Harley and smoke heroine in between classes."

So yeah. There are certain things I don't appreciate coming from even my closet friends and I'm not afraid to stand up for myself. I also don't appreciate it when I say, "I don't hate you for you political views." and the reply is, "Well, I hate you for calling me a moron and saying I have been brainwashed! I hate YOU!" Excuse me? Don't fucking slap down my olive branch when I'm trying to wrap up a conversation.

Now, for the real kicker: I don't care. I've got more important issues on my mind than whether or not my so-called friends think I'm being mean to them for expressing my honest opinion. My journal, my opinion. Get used to it.

I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what. You rarely win, but sometimes you do.

-Harper Lee, "To Kill a Mocking Bird"

This quote has been in my livejournal bio for a very long time. I've thought about it in many different ways but I finally know what it means. In the face of losing everything you hold dear, you do the right thing. I have lost so much of my life in such a short period of time and I've come to realize that loss is just a measure of one's ability to adapt to change.

Why do I write entries like my previous entry? Its what I really do believe and if you can't handle the fact that I think you have been brainwashed by an elite media presence lurking behind an absolutely obscene number of television programs, news stories, movies, and music, well, then I think we have to part ways. I don't think my friends are stupid or racist. I believe a whole shit of a lot of people did vote for him because he was black and because that's who the ladies on the View liked. Brainwashed... its quite possible. And I was brainwashed for a very long time, so don't think I'm an elitist that thinks it can't happen to me.

Just don't ever mock my faith in Christianity. If is between you or my faith, I'll choose my faith 100% of the time.

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In other news, I ran 1.5 miles in 15 minutes today. I'm still not losing any weight but my mood just keeps getting better and better. My resting heart rate has gone down too! I'm sure I'm gaining muscle, I don't see how I can't. Its amazing that I started in January peddling on a stationary bike and now I'm jogging. I am starting to really enjoy working out.

I really do love it here. I don't want to leave. I want to get stationed right here at MacDill. This is where I want to spend the rest of my life. It really is a great place to live. Who wouldn't want to live in this state? Its so wonderful. I don't know if I could make it without a beach near by.

I got an A on my DNA model made out of candy. I'm almost positive I am going to get an A in biological evidence. Oh, my grandfather has offered to pay for half my classes next semester so I can go full time. *smiles* I'll be able to finish my crime scene tech degree before I join the military.

Well, bed for me. :D

I have decided that if you voted for Obama, you are one of the following:

1.) Racist. Yep, I said it. You are a racist if the reason you voted for him is because it was "time" for a black president. Its the most important job in the WORLD, not a way to show the world how sorry you are for that whole slavery thing. Guess what people? SLAVERY WAS WRONG AND WE STOPPED IT! Think about it: what other country can claim social injustices occurred there and they stopped it? Our fore fathers brought to this continent a new nation: conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that ALL men are created equal.

2.) Brainwashed. The media of this country is comparable to honey bunches and oats. The corn flakes and oats are different types of liberals and the honey bunches are conservatives. In the media (not the general population of the country), the media is saturated with bias, agenda-wielding, ideological, SOCIALISTS. In order to seem "fair", they'll let a conservative into the mix, but really they are just laughing at them. For instance: Colbert, Letterman, Stewart, Olbermann, Maddow... shall I go on? God forbid any of you listen to Rush... you might learn that you've been bamboozled by a bunch of socialists.

3.) Stupid. Sorry, but if you think that its a great idea to triple the national debt in order to get out of this recession, you are just plain stupid. Maybe it mixes in with the brainwashed part, but obviously you know nothing about politics, economics, or foreign relations if you are giddy about Obama's stupid budget, his stupid mandatory volunteering, or his stupid treasury secretary that is OPEN to the idea of a world currency in order to pursue globalization.

Yep. You're one of the three if you voted for Obama. You may even be a mixture of all three! It doesn't mean I hate you, though. I just pity you. But please, for the rest of your life, leave the thinking to us smart kids who actually watch the news every day and pay attention to what these morons up on the Hill are doing. Washington is not a place for you petty celebrity crushes or idolization. Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Ben Bernake, ACORN, and Hank Paulson are ALL responsible for our economy. I've been watching the news and paying attention to what congress is doing since 1998. I swear to God those people should be in prison right now for extortion and the fact that they are the one's fixing this mess (minus Paulson because he's been replaced by the dumbass tax cheat Tim Geithner) is cause for a revolt among the American people.

Hope: 2012. And for the record: I don't think Obama is cute. I don't think Obama is "cool". I think he is a cold, horrible man who is pent on reforming America into a socialist state. Take your blinders off and join the fight to save capitalism and liberty from being destroyed by a lying socialist agenda.



Join the fight. Attend a tea party on April 15.

Brave new world.

I got a 100% on my midterm in Biological Evidence. It was freaking hard too.

And for the last week, I have been burning between 500 and 600 calories every time I go to the gym.

I think its safe to say I am kicking ass.